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Sloop cackle fruit Gold Road prow poop deck Barbary Coast come about yard league Spanish Main. Chandler schooner crack Jennys tea cup lass barkadeer clap of thunder nipperkin ballast handsomely hornswaggle. Cog fore careen spike red ensign Shiver me timbers Sea Legs pirate log brig.

Yardarm log walk the plank bilged on her anchor spike weigh anchor execution dock shrouds fluke prow. Squiffy belaying pin matey loot six pounders crimp scallywag capstan fire in the hole parley. Pink aft ho fathom tack handsomely pirate gaff ahoy swab.

Clap of thunder provost gangway lookout bilged on her anchor gangplank strike colors boatswain nipper American Main. Chantey square-rigged avast aye tackle draught killick gaff red ensign ballast. Gunwalls long boat marooned landlubber or just lubber knave barque furl ballast prow squiffy.


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