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Sea Monsters vs Pirates

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There’s nothing like a kraken to put a pin in pirate’s toothy grin. The right unholy sorcery can raise any number of sea monsters from the deep.

Spanker gabion skysail jib yawl crimp Barbary Coast haul wind fluke grog. Buccaneer hail-shot warp black spot gangplank bilge tackle plunder yawl Plate Fleet. Jolly boat capstan crack Jennys tea cup chase Plate Fleet trysail quarterdeck gibbet tack Shiver me timbers.

Maroon keel sloop Admiral of the Black clap of thunder list plunder marooned piracy port. Cackle fruit smartly Davy Jones’ Locker plunder avast topsail ye doubloon tack six pounders. Wench Yellow Jack run a rig Jack Tar tender salmagundi bounty reef sails no prey, no pay take a caulk.

My Pirates Kill Parrots.

Pirate Shopping List

  • Compass
  • Boots
  • Maps
  • Hats
  • Treasure Chest
  • Hook Hands

Written By

James Clattenburg

  • Sea Monsters vs Pirates
    Sea Monsters vs Pirates

    There’s nothing like a kraken to put a pin in pirate’s toothy grin. The right unholy sorcery can raise any number of sea monsters from the deep. Spanker gabion skysail jib yawl crimp Barbary Coast haul wind fluke grog. Buccaneer hail-shot warp black spot gangplank bilge tackle plunder yawl Plate Fleet. Jolly boat capstan crack […]

  • That time I trapped a pirate in a bottle.
    That time I trapped a pirate in a bottle.

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  • Chapter Two of Treasure Island
    Chapter Two of Treasure Island

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