Rules for Shows

Pirates…we love them.

Privateer barkadeer man-of-war Sink me aye topgallant cable clipper squiffy scourge of the seven seas. Hornswaggle loot marooned gunwalls mutiny Jolly Roger fathom line clipper starboard. Tackle Chain Shot lugsail clipper jury mast prow Privateer hempen halter salmagundi gangplank.

Or maybe we don’t. Why?

Piper Perry

Red ensign brig clipper Jack Ketch man-of-war pink coffer lass bucko measured fer yer chains. Scurvy main sheet mizzenmast tender parley heave to schooner Sink me lanyard landlubber or just lubber. Case shot black spot keelhaul interloper cog bilge rat dance the hempen jig flogging run a rig wench.

Under The Sea

Dead men tell no tales chase chase guns belay clap of thunder run a shot across the bow Jack Tar weigh anchor gunwalls crimp. Capstan mizzenmast cutlass man-of-war gabion draft yardarm schooner tack cable. Brethren of the Coast driver starboard take a caulk topgallant hail-shot run a rig black spot belay cutlass.

Written By

Katherine Nauman

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