Category: Pirates

  • Sea Monsters vs Pirates

    Sea Monsters vs Pirates

    There’s nothing like a kraken to put a pin in pirate’s toothy grin. The right unholy sorcery can raise any number of sea monsters from the deep. Spanker gabion skysail jib yawl crimp Barbary Coast haul wind fluke grog. Buccaneer hail-shot warp black spot gangplank bilge tackle plunder yawl Plate Fleet. Jolly boat capstan crack…

  • That time I trapped a pirate in a bottle.

    That time I trapped a pirate in a bottle.

    Clever witches and wizards are often surprised at how challenging it can be to defeat a pirates. A single pirate is no challenge, but they are often so numerous that is is difficult to take them all on at once. But why defeat a pirate, when you can trap them in a bottle and save…

  • Chapter Two of Treasure Island

    Chapter Two of Treasure Island

    2. Black Dog Appears and Disappears It was not very long after this that there occurred the first of the mysterious events that rid us at last of the captain, though not, as you will see, of his affairs. It was a bitter cold winter, with long, hard frosts and heavy gales; and it was…

  • Yarrgh the pirate are coming for your booty

    Yarrgh the pirate are coming for your booty

    You can still just type out your post like normal. We have a series on pirate treasure that may interest you. This is our second sentence. You can purchase pirate booty.

  • Treasure Island Chapter 1

    Treasure Island Chapter 1

    QUIRE TRELAWNEY, Dr. Livesey, and the rest of these gentlemen having asked me to write down the whole particulars about Treasure Island, from the beginning to the end, keeping nothing back but the bearings of the island, and that only because there is still treasure not yet lifted, I take up my pen in the…

  • Who knows what this post is about

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  • Aye Pirate Video

    Aye Pirate Video

    You write stuff.Jack Ketch boom carouser yo-ho-ho draft rope’s end grog broadside lugsail maroon belaying pin Shiver me timbers reef sails Pieces of Eight to go on account hearties man-of-war fire in the hole no prey, no pay six pounders bilge water me clap of thunder hail-shot port swab provost Buccaneer Davy Jones’ Locker aft…

  • Pirates are cool, Yarrrgh

    Pirates are cool, Yarrrgh

    This is a post about how awesome pirates are. It’s actually a bunch of nonsense.